Tag: Skip

Dark Phoenix
Simon Kinberg
2/7

 

I had completely forgotten how bad these films are. Is that it then? It better be it.

Harold Buttleman: Daredevil Stuntman
Francis Stokes
2/5

A very nineties film… from 2003… that I watched in 2021.

I’d recommend wathing it in 1997.

Pacific Rim: Uprising
Steven S. Deknight
2/6

What a pile of garbage.

Dungeons & Dragons: The Book of Vile Darkness
Gerry Lively
2/6

Death Wish V: The Face of Death
Allan A. Goldstein
2/6

 

That was one too many.

Coherence
James Ward Byrkit
3/7

 

It’s like watching someone play AD&D.

Hot Tub Time Machine 2
Josh Heald
2/5

 

One was good. Two is too much.

Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia
Jean LaFleur
2/6

 

Ok, this is actually soft-porn now. And not very good soft-porn either.

 

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Luc Besson
2/7

Yes yes, I know the comic precedes Star Wars, and maybe I’ve just been corrupted by St. Lucas, but I’m only seeng a cringing trope-fest, whith very shallow characters and an  annoying and completely unnecessary love story tacked on.