3 Godfathers [1948] 3 Godfathers John Ford 2/6 So it’s time for some festivus-movies, then. This wasn’t very good.
The First Purge [2018] The First Purge Gerard McMurray 2/5 These movies aren’t getting any better, I don’t think.
We Need to Talk About Kevin [2011] We Need to Talk About Kevin Lynne Ramsay 3/7 I don’t like it. Feels like they took a mediocre story and tried to make it more interesting by chopping it up and telling it out of sequence.
Agoniya [1981] Agoniya Elem Klimov 2/6 It’s about Rasputin, who was a pretty bad-ass dude. But this film is just ass.
A Bug’s Life [1998] A Bug’s Life John Lasseter 1/6 Tendinopathy, also known as tendinitis or tendonitis, is a type of tendon disorder that results in pain, swelling, and impaired function. The pain is typically worse with movement. No typing, no work, no gaming. Booo!
Es ist nicht leicht ein Gott zu sein [1989] Es ist nicht leicht ein Gott zu sein Peter Fleischmann 3/7 Boooring! Could we be looking at another victory for team remake?
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides [2011] Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Rob Marshall 6/6 Offensively stupid. A bunch of running around, jumping, impossible catapulting… Mermaids? Come on! And Blackbeard is a wizard now? Fuck this movie!
Whiplash [2014] Whiplash Damien Chazelle 2/6 I don’t approve of angry black teeshirt man’s teaching methods, and I don’t approve of this movie.