Deep Blue Sea [1999] Deep Blue Sea Renny Harlin 2/6 It’s like someone tried to make a new Jaws. With CGI. And Samuel L. At least he got eaten.
The Skin Game [1931] The Skin Game Alfred Hitchcock 2/6 I’m beginning to think hitch wasn’t very good at filming stage plays.
John Wick [2014] John Wick Chad Stahelski 2/7 Some action films are good. Exciting. Fun, even. Others are just POW-POW-POW-snore. I know what I like! And it ain’t this!
Pompeii [2014] Pompeii Paul W. S. Anderson 2/8 I’ve made this mistake before. One of these years I have to learn that Paul W. S. Anderson is not Paul Thomas Anderson.
Ilsa, the Wicked Warden [1977] Ilsa, the Wicked Warden Jesús Franco 2/6 Yeah, yeah I know the poster says “Wanda, the Wicked Warden”. Apparently, it’s also known as “Ilsa: Absolute Power”, “Greta, the Mad Butcher” and by it’s original title “Greta: Haus Ohne Männer”. That’s pretty much all I have to say, except…: BOOBIES!
The Divergent Series: Allegiant [2016] The Divergent Series: Allegiant Robert Schwentke 2/6 Zzzzzzz….
Deep Blue Sea
Pompeii
