Day 18: Kingdom of Heaven [2005]

Another one of those two-parters because I fell asleep halfway through. Anyway; the film is just a load of crusading nonsense.  Lots of violence, though.  But enough of that.  I have to tell you about this brilliant episode of Midsomer Murders I came across, called A Picture of Innocense.  In it, a bitter feud between the Digital Camera Club and the Film Photography Society frames a murder, and serves up the most delightful quotes.

“Cameras don’t lie.  People do.  People with computers.”

  Watch it!  The whole thing’s on youtube.

My hair! My hair!
Would it be worse or better with a room temperature sword?

Hey, Legolas.  Did you see that sci-fi show I did?

Title: Kingdom of Heaven
Director: Ridley Scott
Lasting impression:  
Score: 6/10
Drink of the day: Coca Cola
You must be the Darkman now, Legolas.

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