Ponderous Personal Projects

Title:	Gray’s Anatomy
Director:	Steven Soderbergh
Lesson learned:	Wear the goggles.
Score:	6/6
Drink of the day:	Coffee

Crème pâtissière.

Yeah, alright. Ok.  I’ve seen worse.

Title:	Ender’s Game
Director:	Gavin Hood
Bonus point for:	The Visuals
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Curiosity Cola

I’m making puff pastry.

It’s a documentary!  About pop music!

Title:	All My Loving
Director:	Tony Palmer
Guilty pleasure:	Donovan
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	E.C. Dahls Ingefærøl

Larry Fishburne delivers the performance of his life in this neo-noir-everything-goes-to-hell-undercover-crime-thriller.  Also peak Goldblum.  A seriously underrated gem.  Watch it.

Title:	Deep Cover
Director:	Bill Duke
Coke:	Bad.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Rasputin, Ragnarök, etc.

This must have been really outrageous and offensive in 1975, I’m sure, but I guess if you’ve seen one shit dinner, you’ve seen them all.

Title:	Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma
Director:	Paolo Pasolini
Colours:	at 11
Score:	2/6
Drink of the day:	Dark & Stormy

Title:	Grindhouse
Director:	Rodriguez vs. Tarantino
Winner:	Tarantino
Score:	7/12
Drink of the day:	Haandbryggeriet Fyr & Flamme

Politiculous. Groovaceous.  Likesies.

Title:	Stingray Sam
Director:	Cory McAbee
Best song:	Fredward
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Cuba Libre

Ok, now I know why all of our sci-fi’s been sucking for the past 25 years: Japan’s using up all the awesome!

Title:	Space Pirate Captain Harlock
Director:	Shinji Aramaki
Unleashed:	Dark matter
Score:	OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Drink of the day:	Fizzy lager

Ok, one of those two

YARRRR!

..aaand I continue to fail to hate Danny Boyle.  Bonus points for the lovely Polaroid Sun 600.

Title:	Slumdog Millionaire
Director:	Danny Boyle
Permanent effect:	They’re all poor again, I heard.
Score:	8/10
Drink of the day:	Disinfectant

Yes!  Much better than Witches of Eastwick..

Title:	The Witches
Director:	Nicolas Roeg
But really signed:	Roald Dahl
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Farrum