Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
Alan Metter
2/6
That was so bad I had to expropriate the dice from the Jr.
Beowulf [2007]
Bobby [2006]
Ilsa, the Wicked Warden [1977]
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl [2003]
Hamlet Goes Business [1987]
Lawless [2012]
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil [2010]
School of Rock [2003]
The Ring [1927]
The Ring
Alfred Hitchcock
1/2
“One Round” Jack is a show boxer at a circus. The Girl sells tickets to Jack‘s fights. One day, Bob Corby—the reigning Australian heavy-weight champion—shows up and kicks Jack‘s arse. The Girl then immediately falls in love with Bob Corby. But fear not, all hope is not lost; Jack will only have to kick Bob Corby‘s arse a little harder to win back his true love.
I find this a little strange.
Plus points for presenting soothsayers as con artists on the big screen in 1927, but there’s no getting around the fact that this is essentially a sports movie from the middle ages.
