AVOID! – Page 5 – Ponderous Personal Projects

Letters from Iwo Jima [2006]

Letters from Iwo Jima
Clint Eastwood
2/6

IT ISN’T!!!!

John Wick: Chapter 2 [2017]

John Wick: Chapter 2
Chad Stahelski
1/6

Goddamit! Who keeps greenlighting these movies?

Ralph Breaks the Internet [2018]

Ralph Breaks the Internet
Phil Johnston / Rich Moore

Approaching the Unknown [2016]

Approaching the Unknown
Mark Elijah Rosenberg
0/6

A very, very, very stupid movie. And not in a good way. I mean, not a single thing makes any sense—this movie literally gets everything wrong! I am impressed! Zero points!

Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow [1994]

Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
Alan Metter
2/6

That was so bad I had to expropriate the dice from the Jr.

War for the Planet of the Apes [2017]

War for the Planet of the Apes
Matt Reeves
0/0

After a couple of months of irregular 10-minute bursts I’m about ready to call it.

Dungeons & Dragons [2000]

Dungeons & Dragons
Courtney Solomon
–∞/∞

The only work Jeremy Irons could get after Lolita, and also in all likelyhood the worst movie of all time.

Airplane vs. Volcano [2014]

Airplane vs. Volcano
The Kondelik Brothers
1/6

Uh-oh… Asylum… Why don’t I check these things?

Tubing: Powers

Powers
Brian Bendis etc

So I managed about three-and-a-half episodes before I finally lost all hope of this show ever being watchable.

Read the comic instead. It’s really rather good.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice [2016]

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Zack Snyder
1/6

Ouch!