The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader [2010] The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Michael Apted 6/6 The dad does not agree with this score. In fact, the dad thinks these films are quite sickeningly religious.
The Quiet Hour [2014] The Quiet Hour Stéphanie Joalland 2/6 The most content-less movie of the century. Literally nothing of any significance happened for the entire thing. Don’t waste your time!
Battle for the Planet of the Apes [1973] Battle for the Planet of the Apes J. Lee Thompson 2/7 Well, that’s finally over. Or is it? Do I have to watch the McScissorhands version now?
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes [1972] Conquest of the Planet of the Apes J. Lee Thompson 3/7 Not in any way a good movie, but bad apesploitation is still better than the tripe that were the two previous servings.
Escape from the Planet of the Apes [1971] Escape from the Planet of the Apes Don Taylor 2/7 Oh crap…. Ingrid!
Beneath the Planet of the Apes [1970] Beneath the Planet of the Apes Ted Post 2/7 Shit, this was not a good idea.
Batman & Robin [1997] Batman & Robin Joel Schumacher 5/6 Some grade A shitty acting in this shitty movie, folks!
Batman Forever [1995] Batman Forever Joel Schumacher 5/6 I don’t agree with this die roll at all. I think Batman Forever is a really shitty film with shitty actors and a shitty batman and shitty everything. Shitty shit-movie!
Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy David Cage/Quantic Dream Played for a couple of hours before the game crashed, upon which I decided I’d had enough of that shitty control scheme. What’s wrong with your hands, Dave?
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
