Month: May 2014

“Fantastic!”

Title:	Hokus pokus Alfons Åberg
Director:	Torill Kove
Score:	3.5/6
Kids:	Eh?

Much better than the previous movie, and yet it scores the same!?

Title:	Resident Evil: Retribution
Director:	Paul W.S. Anderson
Score:	3/6
Closure:	Maybe?

Yum!

Title:	Eat the Rich
Director:	Peter Richardson
Score:	3/6
Favourite rich dish:	Napoleon

I made Napoleon’s Cake.

Title:	Gray’s Anatomy
Director:	Steven Soderbergh
Lesson learned:	Wear the goggles.
Score:	6/6
Drink of the day:	Coffee

Crème pâtissière.

Yeah, alright. Ok.  I’ve seen worse.

Title:	Ender’s Game
Director:	Gavin Hood
Bonus point for:	The Visuals
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Curiosity Cola

I’m making puff pastry.

It’s a documentary!  About pop music!

Title:	All My Loving
Director:	Tony Palmer
Guilty pleasure:	Donovan
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	E.C. Dahls Ingefærøl

Larry Fishburne delivers the performance of his life in this neo-noir-everything-goes-to-hell-undercover-crime-thriller.  Also peak Goldblum.  A seriously underrated gem.  Watch it.

Title:	Deep Cover
Director:	Bill Duke
Coke:	Bad.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Rasputin, Ragnarök, etc.

This must have been really outrageous and offensive in 1975, I’m sure, but I guess if you’ve seen one shit dinner, you’ve seen them all.

Title:	Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma
Director:	Paolo Pasolini
Colours:	at 11
Score:	2/6
Drink of the day:	Dark & Stormy

Title:	Grindhouse
Director:	Rodriguez vs. Tarantino
Winner:	Tarantino
Score:	7/12
Drink of the day:	Haandbryggeriet Fyr & Flamme

Politiculous. Groovaceous.  Likesies.

Title:	Stingray Sam
Director:	Cory McAbee
Best song:	Fredward
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Cuba Libre