Ponderous Personal Projects

Title:	Grindhouse
Director:	Rodriguez vs. Tarantino
Winner:	Tarantino
Score:	7/12
Drink of the day:	Haandbryggeriet Fyr & Flamme

Politiculous. Groovaceous.  Likesies.

Title:	Stingray Sam
Director:	Cory McAbee
Best song:	Fredward
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Cuba Libre

Ok, now I know why all of our sci-fi’s been sucking for the past 25 years: Japan’s using up all the awesome!

Title:	Space Pirate Captain Harlock
Director:	Shinji Aramaki
Unleashed:	Dark matter
Score:	OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Drink of the day:	Fizzy lager

Ok, one of those two

YARRRR!

..aaand I continue to fail to hate Danny Boyle.  Bonus points for the lovely Polaroid Sun 600.

Title:	Slumdog Millionaire
Director:	Danny Boyle
Permanent effect:	They’re all poor again, I heard.
Score:	8/10
Drink of the day:	Disinfectant

Yes!  Much better than Witches of Eastwick..

Title:	The Witches
Director:	Nicolas Roeg
But really signed:	Roald Dahl
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Farrum

Much like the first one, but more emo.

Title:	Gantz: Perfect Answer
Director:	Shinsuke Sato
Best CGI:	Still Statue Guy (from the first movie)
Score:	5/10
Dessert of the day:	Rhubarb

Wall-to-wall relationship crisis.  But in a good way.

Title:	This is 40
Director:	Judd Apatow
Could happen to:	Everyone
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Old Jamaica

Not funny, chick-flick.

Title:	Tangled
Director:	Greno / Howard
Star:	Maximus
Score:	1/6
Drink of the day:	Apple juice

A comedy starring Daniel Day-Lewis, I thought… That can’t possibly, I thought… What do you think?  Do you think this is funny?

Title:	Stars and Bars
Director:	Pat O’Connor
Guit:	I fell asleep towards the end
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	Dark and Stormy

What happened, Paul? You were doing so well…

Title:	Resident Evil: Afterlife
Director:	Paul W.S. Anderson
Number of dimensions:	2
Score:	3/10
Drink of the day:	Samuel Adams Nut Brown Ale