#252: The Colony [2013] Cannibal horror is back! Title: The Colony Director: Jeff Renfroe Score: 3/6 Penalties: Lazy writing.
#251: The Quatermass Xperiment [1955] Not bad, but I fear time has slightly run away from it. Feels like they’ve filmed a radio script. Bla bla bla bla bla bla. Title: The Quatermass Xperiment Director: Val Guest Score: 3/6 Tediusness: Moderate.
#250: Cinderella Man [2005] Grrrussel Crowe! I know, I know….. Title: Cinderella Man Director: Ridley Scott Score: 2/6 The Great Depression: It sucked. Also, this film gives me one.
#249: Colour Me Kubrick [2005] Fun, in a movie-nerdy way. Title: Colour Me Kubrick Director: Brian W. Cook Score: 4/6 Embarrassment level: High.
#248: Klondike [2014] Not really a movie, but I’m making it count. Because I wanted to watch it. So there. Title: Klondike Director: Simon Cellan Jones Score: 6/10 Weirdness: A mountie who never once said “eh”.
#247: Riddick [2013] Pathetick. Title: Riddick Director: David Twohy Score: 1/6 Awards: Worst everything.
#246: Jiro Dreams of Sushi [2011] Hungry now! Title: Jiro Dreams of Sushi Director: David Gelb Score: 5/8 Tuna: My unrefined palate still prefers fatty. gasp….
#245: The Thomas Crown Affair [1999] You have failed me again, Hollywood! Title: The Thomas Crown Affair Director: John McTiernan Score: 2/6 Music: Ruined.
#243: Dark Star [1974] A lot more beach balley than I remembered. Still, it picked up towards the end. Title: Dark Star Director: John Carpenter Score: 4/6 Music: Carpenter as always. And country.
#242: Dead Man’s Folly [1986] I’m ill again. Fever and everything. Title: Dead Man’s Folly Director: Clive Donner Score: 2/6 Lasting impression: Zzzzzz..huh?
Cannibal horror is back!
